February 2012
253 posts
aneldarwindwhisperer asked: The Pretty Marine means you're a stupid witch. And do you want me to translate the tentacled one's comms for you? I speak its language fluently. R'lyeh I can.
kharnisaswellguy said: A woman after my own skull.
I’ll hollow yours out and make it into my personal servo skull.
askaprettymarine asked: Ugh! You are such a majokko! A baka majokko.
askaprettymarine asked: Rose petals will make death more kawaii and less kowaii. I mean come on! The corpse would look so faboo.
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aneldarwindwhisperer asked: Rose petals may not be the most efficient way to kill anything, but getting annoyed to death is not a good way to go.
askaprettymarine asked: Eww. You actually go into battle with those split ends?
YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. Using... →
askcultist:
sisterofmechanicus:
“Excellent, you do pick up on things quite quickly, I’m actually rather proud.” She said looking over Zethinas work, she quickly demonstrated on a slightly more practical way to hold the pencil and showed her how to write letters that weren’t so massive. “Now try Echo’s name and my own, maybe Malleus. But try and keep the letters small. After I check them, I’ll...
hotshottrooper:
sisterofmechanicus:
“Well in all honestly trooper, it depends on how drunk you can get me at this point. But I doubt you could keep up.” Sila chuckled, it probably wasn’t a good idea for her to brag but she couldn’t help it, and slid from the booth as well. “I suppose, I’m curious to see these nudie bars.” She rolled her shoulders and shot Hastus a smirk, Sila had no idea what...
askcultist:
sisterofmechanicus:
Sliding the data slate out of the way quickly Sila returned the hug with a smile.
“Well done Zethina. But we are not quite done yet, I have a few more things to teach you. The first being how to spell your name then Echo’s and mine. Names are always a good thing to learn. Also you will need this.” She handed Zethina a note pad and a pen. “Because you are going...
hotshottrooper:
sisterofmechanicus:
“Yes I have and I’m not going to give out details. And well we might as well enjoy life while we can. But I will be happy to die because my soul will join the Emperor.” She smirked and looked about realising that they had been in the pub a while then looked at her time piece., “Probably time we shuffled along somewhere else.”
“You’re not? Oh, shame…”...
askcultist:
sisterofmechanicus:
Bringing up what she needed on the data slate Sila turned it so Zethina could see it properly, this meant Sila was reading it upside down more or less, which didn’t bother her at all. “Right, this string of letters here.” She indicated to the data slate. “Is the alphabet, it is made up of 26 individual letters and those letters can be used to create words. Each...
hotshottrooper:
“Oh have you now?” Hastus chuckled. “Aye, human existence with human mortality, but I see your point. We do certainly try to enjoy ourselves, never know when you’re going to end up skewered by some heretic.” The Trooper stretched and looked about, realising the watering hole had got a little quieter. “You got the time there, Sister?”
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shasla-weis asked: Might you be able to set me up with a smaller version of your Gue'la weapons, the power or lightning claws or whatever they're called?
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--Update--
Wartumblr rules
I thought we might need them.
These will be more or less guidelines so shit doesn’t erupt again.
No autohitting. (Announce the swing/strike/whatever and allow the character to respond accordingly.)
No godmoding. (Characters are not impervious to everything, allow hits through.)
Don’t control a character that is not yours. (For obvious reasons.)
If you have planned something...
hotshottrooper:
sisterofmechanicus:
“Fair enough, I’m not used to being complimented, the majority of people I come across are either Xenos, heretics or people who are to intimidated. The few who weren’t, well one didn’t know the meaning of personal space.” Sila sat back again and visibly shuddered but laughed it off a moment later. “I’ve always wondered, what do you guys do in your off...
Ask Zethina (Cultist-Chan): sisterofmechanicus:... →
askcultist:
sisterofmechanicus:
Sila pulled the data slates from behind her bank and muttered something about not falling asleep while reading. Her room was relatively clean except for the unmade bed and the clutter of tomes on the desk. Sila pulled up the blankets so she could sit on them comfortably and patted a spot next to her for Zethina, tapping the data slate to bring up what she...
Ask Zethina (Cultist-Chan): sisterofmechanicus:... →
askcultist:
sisterofmechanicus:
“Apple and blackcurrent are the words you’re looking for, and it’s one of my favourite flavours.” Sila waved her hand to politely decline the juicebox but smiled anyway. “Thank you but another time.” She said and looked around her room. “Now where do I begin with teaching you. The alphabet is probably the best idea, knowing the letters and how each one is said....
guardsmenbrutis asked: Brutis pulls a power supply out of his pack, "I saw how your armor was damaged in a fight, I want you to have this. Its a auxliry power supply if your power pack is damaged switch this on it will give you 30 mins of power." Brutis bows his head and hold out two medals, a purity seal, and his dog tag"To my favor, I have a son, his name is Kartis. If somthing should happen to me,...
guardsmenbrutis asked: Before heading the Valkyrie Brutis, stops by Silas quarters and knocks on the door. "Sister i have somthing for you, and a favor to ask?"
Ask Zethina (Cultist-Chan): sisterofmechanicus:... →
askcultist:
sisterofmechanicus:
askcultist:
sisterofmechanicus:
Sila laughed. “Well that was Echo, you did throw me at a chaos marine and I came out alright. So feel free to do it again the next time we go into battle.” She turned to Zethina. “Well now you are prepared for everything, make sure it’s put somewhere you can get to easily and I believe we’ll start on your lessons I promised...
hotshottrooper:
sisterofmechanicus:
“Well that’s good enough trooper.” Sila grinned pushing the bottle of spirits down to the end of the booth, they’d both had plenty of shots and Sila didn’t want to get to drunk to quickly. “Well speak you mind anyway, I do realise my station can be intimidating but I’m not.” Sila went a little red in the face from Hastus’ inadvertent compliment.
“I...
Ask Zethina (Cultist-Chan): sisterofmechanicus:... →
askcultist:
sisterofmechanicus:
Sila laughed. “Well that was Echo, you did throw me at a chaos marine and I came out alright. So feel free to do it again the next time we go into battle.” She turned to Zethina. “Well now you are prepared for everything, make sure it’s put somewhere you can get to easily and I believe we’ll start on your lessons I promised you.” ((Lol I derped hardcore))
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hotshottrooper:
“Not a word from me, Sister.” He winked. “You have my oath as a soldier and a… near-gentleman.” Another shot. Hastus was grateful that he’d eaten before running into Sila, but all this booze was starting to take its toll. The Trooper chuckled at the light rapping he received on his shins. “What have I got on my mind? You ask me as though I’m in a fit state to be thinking...
Ask Zethina (Cultist-Chan): sisterofmechanicus:... →
gaurdsmenbrutis:
heresygoesblam:
Commissar Colbert checked the last Valkyrie, screaming over the din of the engines. “ACE! VARIUS! BRUTIS! ISES! HIRAS!” Varius responded: “ALL PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR, SIR!” Colbert boards the Valkyrie, which proceeds to descend from the Litany of Litany’s Litany. As the valkyrie broke the atmosphere, Hive Orion came into view, pocks of orange marking...
Ask Zethina (Cultist-Chan): sisterofmechanicus:... →
heresygoesblam:
theangrymarine:
Malleus sighed, punched the wall a second time, and stormed off to the bridge. If he was lucky, maybe he’d be able to leave all of these fucking Guardsmen behind on whichever shithole they were landing on. “I’M GUESSING THEY JUST WENT RIGHT THE FUCK AHEAD AND GAVE YOU THE NUMBERS, DIDN’T THEY?” Kefalbrax nodded. “GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT, THE HELL AM I, CHOPPED LIVER?...
theangrymarine:
ask-a-tech-priest:
theangrymarine:
ask-cult-leader-fluttershy started following you
UH…
aneldarwindwhisperer started following you
GODDAMMIT.
Must be your cologne, Brother Malleus. You always seem to attract the heretics, xenos, and otherwise weird ones.
IT ALSO DREW TWO SISTERS OF BATTLE AND A NON-PANTS-WEARING TECHPRIEST TO MY BARGE.
I THINK I’LL CALL IT “SEX...
dakkakid asked: Dis blog... is simply a gift from Terra.
hotshottrooper:
sisterofmechanicus:
“It’s the upside to our armour but I’m just as human as yourself under it, the only thing that isn’t purely me is my optic.” Sila chuckled, she wasn’t some superhuman like the Astartes, but the training she had been put through had made her a very strong person. She smiled and pulled off her left glove, unstrapped the gauntlet underneath and pulled up the...