(Source: moredakka, via astronomican)
askebonydarknessdementiaravenway asked: gtol r u marilyn monroo???
The fuck?
askebonydarknessdementiaravenway asked: yo imparitals r jus jellozz cuz im hawta den u pplz r an im sooooooq gotik dunt hait prpsz. ND I DUNT WORSHIT KOAX OK
*pats* sure sure.
angrydrumfill asked: Then perhaps we should let the Angry Marines have their way with it. As unorthodox as they are I believe them to be loyal to The Emperor. They should give this spawn a death that would make it think twice before returning from the warp!
*falls over laughing* They have also tried as well. It’s going to take more to kill that pony.
DID YOU FUCKING SEE THE SIZE OF THAT GODDAMN ROACH?
(via dragonherring)
The techpriest cadre that worked on the Super heavies fawned over the appearance of the Shadowsword, until they saw the rough shape it was in, then the curses started to fly. They cursed the enemy, the thing’s last crew, and whoever had left it on the world it had been recovered from. Joseph tried not to laugh, but it was difficult indeed. Daniel Hogan, Colonel Victus’s second in command, and Major of the regiment, was with him as they boarded the Arvus Lighter out bound from ‘Ryza’s Glory’ to the Imperial Navy Emperor Class Battleship ‘Torch of the Will.’ He’d been invited by a Lieutenant, of the infantry regiment that had, been assigned to work with them, probably one of many, but that one was the one he’d been told about specifically. The two men, in formal uniforms, stepped aboard the transport and set off into space for their meeting.
She nodded at Zethinas question. “By the sound of it yes, something has happened on the home world of the 707th, now lets get you settled. I have some business to deal with asap tomorrow and I want a solid nights sleep.”
Sila was already in the chamber when Colbert entered, the inquisitor acolyte was standing beside her and they were both poring over the accumulated paperwork from the previous days. Sila looked up and flashed Colbert a quick smile and waited until all were in their positions, a couple of her squad members were standing at the entrance and exits of the chamber, they bore no obvious weapons but Sila knew their presence would be enough.
When all relevant attendants were present she started. She saw Brutis, Zethina, Juno, Gally, Thius, Hiras, Ises, Ace and Varius.
“I called you all here to bear witness to the Trial of Commissar Captain Jacobus Colbert of the 707th regiment 6th vanguard platoon, his charges are associating with xenos on more than one occassion. Species including Necrons and Eldar. I was present for one such event.” She paused as her stomach turned to butterflies and she started to wonder if this was actually the best idea, but she had to carry through now.
“But we found his honor, valor and bravery in battle out weighed his downfalls.” She sighed rubbed her temples and continued. “The usual punishment for such associations in the Imperium is death, to be purged of sins. But in extremely rare cases such as this, an exception can be made, but it is one not to be taken lightly.”
Sila stopped and looked about the chamber, she knew she wouldn’t be well liked for this afterwards but is was a small price to pay.
“Colbert, for your bravery and forethought on the battlefield, leading you men through with minimum casualties you are to be awarded the rank of Lord Commissar. But… for his recent crimes you are being stripped of your rank and demoted to a junior commissar, you are to relearn your duties under the supervision of another.”
(Source: heresygoesblam)
ANGRY MARINES - THE GAME
Inspired by Dejan Radulović ;)
